gene therapy

The process of being able to transplant genes with new genes that are supposed to improve physical capability.

With the completion of the Human Genome Project, we can now detect genes that cause certain things. If we find a gene that causes illness or cancer, we can remove that and replace it with something better! That's just one of many examples of what gene therapy will do for us! ^.^

"Sounds like fun!!!.....but it's expensive. And immoral, depending on the circumstances."
-me

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Bashu Therapy

A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."

Facebook Therapy

When a person uses their Facebook status to vent their frustrations. This is similar to a therapy session with a Psychiatrist.

Ex. Nicole: I can’t believe he slept with my cousin!

Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.

^Facebook Therapy

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Urine Therapy

Peeing on a chick's Face for amusement

R. Kelly dished out some impressive Urine Therapy on that video

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massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.

Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.

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Buddy Therapy

A term that simply recognizes the therapeutic value of having friends.

I’ve got a 12 noon Buddy Therapy appointment today, my friends and I are meeting for lunch!

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Ballistic Therapy

Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.

Another form of office spacing.

"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam

"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam