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joke

A joke is when you try to aim at being funny with saying something that isn't serious or making puns, another way to describe it is the majority of this planet will never take one.

Wayne: why did the chicken cross the road

Josh: why?

Wayne: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE LOOOOOOOOL

Josh: what have you done..

Wayne: huh?

Josh: you're aware I'm vegan, right?

Wayne: Oh sorry dude it was just a-

Josh pulls out a gun

Wayne: OK MAN THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THIS CHILL IT WAS JUST A JOKE

Josh: in my world, there's no such thing as a joke.

by xaggy July 15, 2021


A joke

The person reading this.

You’re a joke

by Whopper pounder April 15, 2019

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


not joke

A not joke is a joke from the early to mid 90s that was told in many cases in grade school. Part of the reason they were discussed in borat is that anybody who was around then remembers that those jokes haven't been used much since then. They were not "made popular" by borat.

Not jokes are funny. NOT

by Joe the crackpot September 17, 2009

85πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Joke

Q: A mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?

A: the cops

Funny shit, huh? I like that one

by James Lowe February 6, 2005

1377πŸ‘ 719πŸ‘Ž


Joke

1 Meaning. A thing that causes someone to laugh or cause amusement.
2 Insult. Meaning You're Nothing or Nobody Likes You and Everyone Laughs at you.
3 verb. Make jokes, talk humorously and flippantly

Joel: HAHAHAH Nice joke!
Moe: Thank you!

Boe: Your a joke shut up.
Lee: Bro look at you.

Jay: HAHAAAAA

Nordan: HeY gUys Im NoRdaN
Will: Shut up wit dat dumbass voice

William: Hey guys!
Moore: What?
William: I said Hey guys!
Moore: Can you please repeat the question?
William: Shut up

by urfacexddddd October 13, 2017

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


joke

A juxstapostion, whether internal (joke includes elements co-existing in an unlikely way) or external (subject or structure of joke creates tension between joke and common reality of listener) intended to arouse amusement.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot-dog vendor?





"Make me one with everything."

by respectabiggle August 24, 2005

243πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


joke

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).

by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014

42πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž