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It's just a rich, racist, white, stuck up, overcrowded fucking hellhole!!!! It's filled with nothing but stupid, rich cunts who think they're God and anyone who is poor or homeless is trash!!!! People will stare at you and talk shit if your not driving a bentley or a Benz!!!! It's too hot there and it's too busy!!!! And yes it's also a very boring place; there is nothing to do and nowhere to go. Everything is overpriced and you have to have a car to get around. 99% of the fuck wads who live here suck ass and act holier than thou. Just a bunch of brainless rich soccer moms driving Escalades all day drinking Starbucks and trying to act "cool" fuck this rich shit hole and everyone who lives there!!!! The only cool and nice people are the local homeless.
Thousand oaks is so boring... there's nothing to do and everyone sucks!!!!!
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When a guy cums inside a girl who is having her period, the resulting substance that drips down her legs when she stands up.
Look at the thousand island we got all over my bed! How about a salad?
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Used to demonstrate such a ridiculous amount of time, you have to define it by a non-existent number.
I waited to have sex with you for like, a thousand bajillion years! That's way more than I ever would have waited for anyone else!
A very boring city it is... It is very quiet and clean though. The roads are very confusing, and it's not very cheap there either. Not only is the real estate mucho expensive, but all other prices such as gas as well. It's a rich mans city,not bad for retirement. Wouldn't want to live there if I were interested in the party scene, or saving money at that. It's not realy near anything either. Thousand Oaks bites!!
I've been lost many a time in thousand oaks, had to spend money on gas which was rediculous; after spending a significant amount of time looking for a gas station. It's not a convenient city.
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The most amazing, greatest place on the face of the planet. No joke.
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The term used in Indigenous hockey for a deadly hockey player that can take your hockey team to the ship at hockey tourneys. Teams will pay these players 1000.00 and their hotel room to come play on their hockey team for the weekend.
“That guy is deadly, scored 4 goals last game he must of got paid a #Thousand and a room to play.”
“Holy that player has some ever sick dangles, I wonder if they paid him a thousand and a room this weekend”
1) a simple act, costing nothing at all, with the power to save a life- when only a simple act of kindness can. It is often done to support a cause you believe in, when you can't make a charitable contribution- but make every effort to draw support from others.
An example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be the fundraiser called, "The Heart of a soldier"or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" where a community in NJ has come together to raise funds for a stray dog rescued by a U.S. soldier stationed in Afghanistan. in this example, the Vet-i-care division of NorthStar Vets in NJ has committed itself to saving this dog's life- before the funds can be raised.
another example of a 'thousand cranes' act would be to support this cause, if only to find the event flyer online and email it to a news station- which is much simpler than folding even a single origami paper crane and could be the single act of kindness to save a life.
2.) "An ancient Japanese legend promises that anyone who folds a thousand origami cranes will be granted a wish by a crane, such as long life or recovery from illness or injury." as published on wikipedia
3.) "the title of a book called "Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Eleanor Coerr, first published in 1977." which tells the story of a young girl stricken with leukemia by the bomb dropped in Hiroshima, Japan" as published on wikipedia
I am doing the 'thousand cranes' act of making this legitimate definition viral, because i refuse to stand by and do nothing when i can help save a life with the simplest of acts. please do a single 'thousand cranes' gesture- if only once in your life. you may inspire someone else to do the same- and the life saved next might be yours.
a 'thousand cranes' gesture would be to support "a Heart of a Soldier" or "the story of Sultan and SFC Brian Assanowicz" and help save the life of an injured stray dog found by a U.S. Soldier in Afghanistan.
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