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The name for the phallis of a man who cheats on his wife.
Gary is married but it came out recently that he cheated on his wife with many other women. Looks like a clear case of Tiger's Wood.
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Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.
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A colloquial term used to describe a woman with whom you may not choose to fornicate with, but Tiger Woods may. Not to be confused with the much coveted synonym Tiger Wood.
Guy 1: "Dude I would totally smash on that chick over there!"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I wouldn't but Tiger Wood."
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Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!
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The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight
Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later
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Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.
A golf player who often gets wood.
"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
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a highball cocktail. Hennessy mixed with ginger ale. Clearly, heavier on the hennessy than the ginger ale. Served on the rocks in a collins glass or a tall tumbler.
Bartender: DAMN, you look beat up.
Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.
Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.
Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz
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