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Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

by CbenC September 10, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011

55๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


nipple timber

When you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.

Paco: Damn Maximo, I got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?

by Erectnipples123 April 18, 2016


Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.

"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

by Corey Trevor May 8, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dropping timber

Having a bowel movement.

James can't come to the phone right now. He's in the loo "dropping timber". I'll tell him you called, Tootsieman. Latah!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 5, 2021

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


timber game's

Timber game's, is a way of thugs to describing those who hunt those who have done fuckkary" refer to the Urban dictionary" fuckkary" and now are what is called timber inlines"refer to the Urban dictionary for timber inline" who are hunted as if they was hunger game's ' the ones on top of the get em list ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฅ

Dam 187 everyone is locked and loaded?! Time to go play timber game's! Let the hunt begin ๐Ÿ’ช

by k187c May 5, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.

"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020