tish fact

'tish fact' - a spurious, often fictitious piece of information stated as 'fact' that has little relation to reality, no background and often dismissed out of hand. Directly related to Aatish 'Tish' Pattni's continual statements of fact that serve only to support his argument or current beliefs whilst attempting to either outwit or out-knowledge another 'friend' or member of staff in the office during open debate.

A good example of a 'tish fact' or something that could well be called as such would be to issue a statement without 100% knowing if it is true, then being immediately corrected by a peer only to retort with a similarly farcical background piece of information to support the original fallacy. This could be seen as the opposite of 'digging oneself out of a hole', or rather to make a social 'hole' bigger by continuing to support an argument with lies or further embarrassing statements. Best avoided.

Example:
Person 1: "The lunar landings took place in 1978"
Person 2: "No, Apollo 11 landed on the moon in July 1969"
Person 1: "No it was definitely 1978 as Neil Armstrong is a distant relation of mine"

Person 1 has committed him/herself to a line of argument that they cannot support or realise they may have said in error, but only served to compound with a second statement of complete crap! Tish Fact!

badum tish

that sound after someone makes a corny joke
two drum sounds and a cymbal

Why'd the cookie go the hospital?
Because he was feeling crumby!

badum tish

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badum tish

It's an onomatopeia for a drum technique normally accompanying the conclusion of a cheesy joke or a comedy pratfall (where someone is made to look like an idiot by their own devising - such as falling on a banana skin they earlier discarded). It consists of two fast rimshots and a splash cymbal - producing the sound "badum tish".

#1: What does bees do if they don't want to drive?
#2: Dunno
#1: Wait at the buzz stop! Haha!
#2: Badum tish!

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So Tish

Adjective: Something that is posh, boujee, fun, full of life, over the top, high end

This house is so tish!

Pete in the Tish

A shortened version of the phrase "Compete in the Competition"

"Hey alec, wouldn't it be special if we could pete in the tish?"

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boom tish

Two rim-shots plus cymbal after a corny joke. Same as ba dum tsh.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water..... boom tish!

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wah-tish

The onomatopoeia used when describing a person as whipped. The sound of a whip cracking. Usually followed by exclamation points.

Sunny:"I cant go..Sharon aint goin"
Aakash:"Wah-tish!!"

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