The most wonderful man you will ever meet. He is sure to put a smile on your face unless you piss him off. Then you wont have a face to smile with.
Also quite beautiful.
OMG I meet a Chris last night!!
You lucky bitch who is he?
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An ugly kid who doesnβt know how to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting peopleβs conversations
Literally nobody:
Chris: Actually
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That one smart-ass friend you know that always has a comment for every situation.
"Tevn"
"How about fuck you"
"You don't say"
Anything that Chris has ever said to you
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The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!
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The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!
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