Lamp

An item emitting light that is seen as a God to us Moths that is considered to some as some kind of drug. If you see a lamp it can't just sit there.

Moth: OMFG! HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKING Lamp i'M FUCKING TOUCHING IT DUDE!!!!!!!
also a Moth: DUDE SAME THAT SHIT IS THE BEST!!!!!!!

Lamp

Something glowing that all bugs enjoy, especially Moths. It's a free one night hotel for when they break into your house somehow. Some die and some live but they all love lamps.

The moth flew onto the lamp and relaxed.

lamp

an appliance turned on and off to brighten a room

hey a lamp. . . hooray

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Lamp

(noun). A lamp is someone who is allowed to be at your bedside in times of need(or otherwise), but is not allowed to be in your bed with you. Basically, a lamp is a close friend who will always be in the friend zone.

"Hey, why don't you go out with Coco? She's so hot!"
"Dude, because she's a lamp"

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Lamp

1) (v) To hang out next to a streetlamp.
2) (v) To relax while others panic.

"I'm on the street, cold lampin'" -- Public Enemy (Cold lampin' with Flavor).

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lamp

To desexualize a person by metaphorically putting a lamp shade over their penis

He is such a lamp.

I lamped him.

I love lamp

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LAMP

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP
-That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

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