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Nature's way of reminding you that health foods don't work.
She had a lovely death, up to her eyeballs in water biscuits and cucumber sandwiches.
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a possible side effect from doing many things
such as: stepping in front of on coming traffic, drinking too much, thinking that signs that say "hazard" "dangerous" "poisonous" are just bluffs and running with scissor outside while flying a kite at night near a power plant
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The act of refuting a suggestions or idea of another person by a simple yet firm "Umm, no." This phrase has no known comeback, and has been reported to cause suicide if executed properly.
person 1"Man,lets go to the beach"
person 2 "Umm, No. Idiot. Its raining," this is the Death no
person 1 "..."
:person 1 dies a little inside:
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American Death metal band formed in 1983 under the name Mantras. They re-formed as death in 1984, and hit it off. they're the first ever death metal band (i think the genre's named after them). The lead singer (Chuck Schuldiner, RIP) accidentally growled/screamed when trying to cover a slayer song, and thus was born Chuck's amazing voice.
"Death fucking rocks, too bad Chuck died."
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a termination of life, sometimes feared and sometimes desired. usually a sad event.
After the death of her husband, the widow stopped speaking to her children because she saw his face in them.
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