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An act where a man, that has at least an 8 inch penis, and a larger woman, over a size 18, perform a 69, with the woman on top. The man shoves his nose and tongue inside the woman's pink hole and then all over the woman's clit while 1 hand plays with the woman's g-spot and the other hand plays with the woman's big belly until the woman squirts all over the man's face. The woman sucks, licks and bites the man's penis until the man would cum inside the woman's mouth and then she would dribble it all over her boobs and they would lick it all off together while the man is still covered by the woman's squirt.
Man, "What do you want to do tonight love?"
Woman, "I want to feel very satisfied."
Man, "A Dirty Kev it is then."
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Incredibly attractive, gifted, wise and good.
Wow! that person REALLY is Kev Metcalfe!
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Typically used on the island of Guernsey. This is mentioned when a bunch of 18-35 year old boy racers with modified Honda Civics and Ford Fiesta's meet at north beach car park and go around the island roads in a convoy, mainly at the speed of 35 miles per hour with a bunch of 14-17 year old girls in the car.
"oi shag, u up for a kev run tonight? i've added this 15 year old on Facebook and shes up for listening to my new exhaust lol"
Any bunny in the wild who isn’t a domestic rabbit, named Kevin... all domestic rabbits are a Kevin.
Woah! There’s a nature Kev (while driving on the road and spots a rabbit outside)!
Inbred spacker.
A retard who can't spell anything properly. Someone who has to draw attention to himself by being a fucking CHISLA.
im a inbread spakc! i love, mum.
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A kev cry, is the act of leaving a conversation in a sad/angry mood which is used to make the people in the conversation feel bad/guilty about what they have done or said. The person doing a "kev cry" gains sympathy, at least attempting to to gain sympathy. not necessarily gaining it in the end.
A: You completely flirt with my friend
B leaves the conversation.
A: Why did he just leave?
C: He is away for a kev cry again.
That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.
Aye, he turned into a pure mental kev as soon as we hit the town