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Can't be bothered, Can't be assed
As hoop is a slang for your ass, instead of "can't be assed" you "can't be hooped"
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A group of thick, hot girl hoes that wear massive hoop earrings, who have pretty faces, tiny waists, big perfect asses, perfect tits and are really good at twerking! They almost always have smooth skin, nails done, and sexy hair/outfits.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see the hoops today? Guy 2: Ya, Damn i want to f***k that up!
*hoops looks at the guys. Guys: *hard boner. Hoops: OMG hahahahahha!
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HANDS OFF OUR PENISES
Whenever girls you don't want want you and your friends really badly, you use it.
Weird girl: hey guys, you want to go watch a movie at my house this friday?
Guys: HOOP...
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A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.
"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.
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To play basket ball at a park after midnight....
Last night we was all hooping and and we got kicked out from the park because the basketball hit a car and activated the alarm...
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Hooping is used by British paedophiles as a code word or expression for the act of bumming a boy under the age of 14.
"He is out hooping the dirty bastard!"
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Contraceptive ring used by females.
Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s
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