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One who is such a tool at school and has a head shaped that of a box.
Toolbox: The bandsaw broke.
keNNNy: No, YOU broke it you fat prick.
Kane: Why dont you fix it with your toolbox?
Toolbox: *cries*
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A group of tools hanging out
Person 1: "Dude, a toolbox just walked in."
Person 2: "Where?"
Person 1: "Near the door, all wearing Aeropostale."
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Some person who has a "tool" or a means to fix any problem, or fit any criteria in multiple situations.
A man accustomed to wielding large tools.
A person who is consulted when requiring help for some problem.
Miss Bessy: Hey, toolbox, would you happen to have a large cattle prod in your pocket? I'm scared to walk home alone!
Toolbox: Why, yes i would!
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A female who allows males who are known to be complete tools to have sex with her. The term makes note of "box" being a synonym for vagina.
Guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that tool."
Guy 2: "What a toolbox."
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A toolbox in which the contents contain usually cheap broken tools, trash wrapper's, and tools stolen from other workers that somehow never are returned. Note if you question why your stuff is there the race card may be brought up or they may act confused and all of the sudden don't understand English anymore. It also is probably your fault if items they didn't return are in their procession.
I can not find my tape so I will have to check the Dominican toolbox.
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A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."
Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.
Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.
Coined on Jake and Amir
Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.
Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!
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