take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

Knock the top off

To give oral sex to a male

knock the top off eg:
Hey Rolfus, how did you go with that waitress?
" She knocked the top off "

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7/11 top off

The act of putting the penis inside of a female’s urethra and urinating inside of the bladder.

Guy: yo dude did you have sex with that girl yesterday?

Guy 2: yeah dude, I even gave her a 7/11 top off.

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topping off gas tanks

To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.

Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.

I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.

Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.

I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.

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Take your top off

The power to do anything in the world. If you take your top off the sky is the limit. No one or nothing can get in your way.

girl: Im scared to jump, the water looks shallow

guy: Take your top off and you wont hit the bottom.

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wash my top off

Scottish euphemism for masturbation.

"Righty ho, wanna go wash my top off. FREEDOM!!" - A Scottish person

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I took the top off the Maybach

Means my guy done got circumcised

Person 1: Hey man I took the top off the maybach
Person 2: Congratulations now you won’t have to deal with that dick cheese

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