total

Totals are used in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. The Total is set, and periodically adjusted, to insure that half of the people will wager on the 'over' and wager on the 'under'.

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Cowboys -4
Redskins 48
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(these two situations are identical)
Cowboys -4
Redskins +4
Over/Under 48
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"Cowboys are favored by four points against the Redskins and the total (or over/under) in the game is forty-eight."

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totaled

Completely and utterly destroyed. Non-functional. Esp a car.

"I hit a tree in my Mustang."
"DUDE! It must have gotten totaled!"
"Indeed."

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totaled

Completely destroyed.

"Dude, that drunk drive totaled my car!"

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totality

A word that white people over-use to describe a solar eclipse

"We are seeing 75 percent Totality"

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totaled

When you totally screw up your car. And there is nothing you can possably do to be able to afford to fix it right away

The Mustang in 2fast 2furious got frickin totaled

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totaled

Used after you diss somebody.

Dude, you got totaled!

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total

The sound that is registered by drunk persons when another person with a large penis is urinating, within earshot, into a water filled standard toilet. In this manner small penises produce a different sound. Piddle.

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