When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.
Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.
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When a man fucks a woman so hard that she has a flashback to kindergarten recess and then the man throws the woman across the room as if she fell off of a teeter totter.
Aye yo skylar, this girl said my dick game was weak so I hit er with the ole texarkana teeter totter!
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When 2 fat people 69. since they can't engage in oral sex at the same time they have to rock back and forth.
Hey Joe, did you see the fat couple at the beach? They were pactically doing the Telletubby Tetter-Totter in front of everybody.
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Occurs when one frat boy straddles the neck of another and simultaneously urinates in the bottoms mouth while defecating on his chest. Typically this is reversed after the top is done. Often, some of the other frat guys watch and wait to get in on the action.
This is a very common act among fraternity boys, who often find themselves missing each other during periods of the day. Many times they will skip classes or walk quickly away from girls to engage in the frat boy teeter totter.
Shauna: "Do want to go to my place and get it on?"
Jay: "No, I have to get back to the frat house for a frat boy teeter totter with Joel, while Brian watches."
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When 3 men or a sissy have 2 of the men facing one in the middle and the one in the middle with his back up gets rocked back and fourth on both men's penis.
I'm so horny rn I'm about to The Teeter Totter on that bussy dawg.
An absolute idiot/moron/bitch/twat who's most likely obsessed with tots!
*someone hits your car with theirs*
You out of the car window: "oi! You fucking totter!"
it is a tatortot that is not done cooking until it gets brown and tosty
im so hungry jeff can we have are tattortots know no chris right know its tottered