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Walmart tough guy

He doesn’t think your that guy, but he thinks he is that guy

A: look at him he’s a Walmart tough guy
B:I know right he sucks
Walmart tough guy: you’re not that guy pal your no that guy

by That guy pal that guy June 29, 2021


telephone tough-guy

A person who talks big shit on the telephone but IRL is a huge pussy.

Unknown: "You're a bitch, you couldn't whip shit."
Jim: "What are you, some sort of telephone tough-guy?? Give me your address and I'll come kick your ass"
Unknown: *click*

by benguild August 28, 2014

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Tough Guy Tuesday

The one day you can show your inner Chuck Norris and let out your testosterone

"wow there tough guy,What is tough guy Tuesday? "

by some tough guy February 17, 2012

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internet tough guy

a fat ginger kid yelling at his camera

look at that internet tough guy.

he be rageing on the intronetz!!!!!!!!

by omfiguh February 1, 2010

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e-tough guy

An "e-tough guy" is a person seen in massive online games (MMOs) and virtual worlds who gets his avatar all muscled out, gets uber weapons, and then goes around taunting and insulting people because he's so "tough." They have no ability to fight anyone in their actual lives, so they live vicariously through their online persona. Sometimes they will also say that they have "uber programs" or friends in the CIA that can track anyone online, so if a person doesn't give them their demanded respect online, they'll come looking for the offender. This is all a lie.

E-tough guys appeared in chat rooms in the 90s such as on AOL and Prodigy, infesting chat rooms with outrageous claims of physical ability and desire to fight. Moderators of channels would toss them out, but they would get a new handle and come back, starting the process of e-glorification again. By the late 90s when massive online games like Everquest came on the scene, e-tough guys were able to create an avatar that looked like they *wish* they looked, giving greater life to their online tough guy fantasies. Claims involve incredible physical power, sexual ability, and friends in high places that will "get" anyone countering their claims.

Jack: Check this guy out! He's going around the tavern here in World of Blizzards, insulting people, wanting to fight, and suggesting to the ladies they need to have sex with him!

Mike: Dude, that douche is a e-tough guy!

by Raam Thodol December 20, 2014

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keyboard tough guy

1.Someone who attemtps to pick fights with anyone and everyone in a chat room.

2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online

man1: hey RandompersonA (insert random stupid shit here about other persons mom/girlfriend/country/dog )

RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you

man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go

RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch

man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something

RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy

by 1h81337 May 19, 2007

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internet tough guy

Someone who is awesome and almost always right, and could kick your ass in a fight if he knew where you lived and was sent a plane ticket by you.

Damn, that internet tough guy just wtfbbqlolephantpwned me! He's Dafoe!

by I don't wanna say June 15, 2007

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