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A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.
I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!
Someone who came to 4chan's /pol/ for explicitly political reasons, most likely during the 2016 or 2020 U.S. presidential election. Despite the fact that /pol/ was designed as a containment board, the election tourist will inevitably venture outside /pol/ and try to bring up political affairs on boards and threads that have nothing to do with politics. One of the single biggest factors in the decline of 4chan over the past 6-8 years.
This is a thread about Dragon Ball Z, why are you talking about Trump and Israel, you fucking election tourist?
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An emotional tourist is one that goes from person to person and feeds off of their experiences and emotions to fill the emptiness inside of them.
You ditched your grieving friend to hang out in a bathtub with a complete stranger? I should have known you were an emotional tourist!
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1. A person who like to tour the depths of a forigners anal passage.
2. Rimming whilst abroad.
Guy 1: My friend Mat's just got back from Singapore after licking out some guy's butt hole.
Guy 2: God, he sounds like a right Arse Tourist.
A place specifically designed to attract stupid tourists and take their money. It's like taking candy from a baby, that's how easily they fork it over.
I thought the largest ball of twine in the world would be really cool and worth every penny of the $29 entrance fee, but I was really disappointed when I realized that it was nothing but a dumb tourist trap.
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A person that visits or initiates Facebook memorial groups or pages to leave messages of grievance despite never knowing the deceased, their family or friends.
Dave: Why are you here leaving R.I.P. messages, you never even knew the deceased. You're just a Grief Tourist.
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The act of visiting several popular tourist locations, such as the Eiffel Tower,
via Google Street View.
Can make staycations seem as though you've gone somewhere and done something.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw the Coliseum, the Eiffel Tower, and Dubai yesterday on Google Street View, it was like I was actually there!
Guy 2: You're such a Google Tourist.