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When a man who drives a truck keeps his tow mirrors out without pulling something he is discretely advertising for gay sex.
A man pulls into a convenient store with his loud jacked up truck, that could never actually pull anything, with his tow mirrors down. Another man pulls up with his tow mirrors without pulling anything too. They wink at each other through the windows and have gay sex.
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The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).
Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.
A cheap reliable pickup truck used mainly for towing trailers. Usually bought second hand. It is a positive term of affection.
I used my tow pig to haul my car to the race track.
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Man bends over tucking back his erect member while the woman sucks the tip from behind. Just after he climaxes he farts in her face for the exhaust effect.
"No more Indian food on dates, man. That chik was giving me a tow hitch last night but I think sharted."
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When someone is blowing you in a pool and you are walking backwards "towing" them around the shallow end with your knob while making motorboat noises. A variation would be the steamboat, this would be done in a hot tub instead.
I am banned from the public swimming pool for life after doing the tow boat in front of all of those families with that lifeguard last month.
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A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?
Seriously, though.
Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”
Person 2: “what the fuck?”
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