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Transaction is a subtle way of saying “I have to take a shit.” Transaction is a verb.
I need to take a transaction, I will be back in 10 minutes.
The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
The act of a midget becoming transgender
“ a midget has done a micro transaction in Lego city”
“Get the murder helicopter”
Giving a vagina swipe like a credit card.
I gave that bitch a taco transaction.
Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.
Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”
Friend: “Why?”
Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”