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The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
When someone initiates the relationship with a ‘transaction’s by giving a bare minimum gift, but asks you to give something in return later.
The ‘breadcrumbs’ are inconsistent engagement with the developing relationship, while they are relying on you to commit to their task.
I don’t know why he keeps telling me he’s going to buy me a Burkin, and never does it? He paid for lunch on our date, and our plans keep falling through or something changes. I think he’s doing that transactional breadcrumbing.
Giving a vagina swipe like a credit card.
I gave that bitch a taco transaction.
Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.
Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”
Friend: “Why?”
Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”
A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.
I don't like the Financial Transaction Coordinators at that bank.
Transaction is a subtle way of saying “I have to take a shit.” Transaction is a verb.
I need to take a transaction, I will be back in 10 minutes.