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Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and cuming in her ass. Called the transit connect because it fits 2 in the front and a whole load in the back.
Dude, Lisa loved it when I parked my transit connect in her back garage.
When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other.
two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called the Topeka Transit
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only the best album in the entire world. Written by the amazing Andrew McMahon. its beautiful music for everyone.
"Have you listened to Everything in Transit?"
"yeah man its amazing!"
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When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.
Phrase used to label attractive women at the airport, specifically those who are passengers flying from hub to hub. Can also be applied to attractive female pilots and or attractive female flight attendants.
"Dude, I love layovers at JFK, the terminals are always filled with great transit trim!"
An unfortunate development in the world of eye correction, transition lenses are intended as an amazing hybrid between sunglasses and the regular prescription kind. In reality, however, they are a gross bastardization of all things acceptable in the world of mainstream eyecare.
Alas, transitions never quite make it to either side of the glasses-sunglasses fence. Instead, they stay perpetually in an awkward shade of dark purple, keeping the wearer "in the dark" in more ways than one. In other words, when you look like a freakazoid insect, it tends to make the whole social skills thing a little harder.
It is generally accepted that the transition lense-wearing population is self-selecting. In other words, only those who like or don't mind looking like skeletor will choose to purchase the atrocities. However, it is believed by some that the lenses are in fact recommended TO weird people specifically by optometrists, perhaps as a public service to help others easily identify the undesirables.
If you or someone you know wears transition lenses regularly, it is advised that you quit immediately. Former wearers show higher success rates in life than current wearers, though it is best to have never worn transition lenses.
That guy wearing transition lenses is too busy being excited about never having to change his pairs to realize that he will never get laid.
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A person that brings together 2 or more people that would otherwise not actually hang out . He acts as the transition friend between them, making hanging out possible. Without that specific friend there, the 2 individuals would not hang out alone until multiple hanging out sessions with the transition friend.
Adam: Yo Jeremy are you going to Jose's party tonight?
Jeremy: Naw, Alejandro is my transition friend for Jose. I can't just show up without him being there.
Adam: Oh, I gotchu
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