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A transparently pale, blonde, ghostly looking, slutty female who steals everybody's man but can never find her own. She will probably be the writer of the book 50 shades of pale. Anything she touches gets 5 days of out of school suspension for 'sexual harassment'. There is a Transparent Tricia in every school. She's normally never had sexual relations with a man just to keep up her 'Christian virtue' but she's probably touched more wieners than ketchup. Transparent Tricia's normally never have boyfriends due to their slutty reputation, shitty personality, and 7 year old boy physique.
"Dude, I just got 5 days of OSS"
"Man I told you not to go after her!"
"Sorry, I don't know what it is about those Transparent Tricias', but, damn, they turn my loins to butter"
" Yea... maybe its the figure... straight and flat as a Wyoming highway. Every man's dream"
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Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
A parent who identifies as transgender. This parent may be a man, woman, or neither, but should act similar to any other parent.
John, I’m your transparent
open and honest, without secrets: telling the truth and able to be trusted.
“she’s so transparent”
“i love it when people are transparent”
Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”
5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too"
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”
5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too"
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher: “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”
5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too."
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."