a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.
(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.
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A play on the famous TV series, although of sexual orientation. Star Trekking defines the process of forming the famous split finger pose with your hand ( as Spock would do), and pleasuring your girlfriend from behind in the pink and brown pocket.
Whilst invigorating Sally, Steves' mother happened upon them. In amazement she asked 'Steve what are you doing?' Steve replied 'Im star trekking now live long and prosper and close the door on your way out'
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The show that proves that all you need to look like an alien is a small lump of clay attached to your head.
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One whom is so overly obsessed with Star Trek that they forgo all will and conclusion, blindly follow every technical manual as if it were the word of Q himself and believe themselves to be the all seeing all knowing shit of the Star Trek Universe. Generally caught with their pants down in a Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate looking like a fool.
"That trek tard thinks a phaser beats a blaster even though it obviously can't fire through a packing crate."
"Constitution class Starships could easily out gun a Star Destroyer."
"What a fucking trek tard."
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the act of paying money to walk someone's llama.
sounds like prostitution but no, this is not a sexual reference of "walking someone's llama" but actually walking the animal.
hobby of some people
recreation at a Virginia mountain camp
A show that normal people grew up watching. It rocks so much and the only thing that beats it is LOTR. Star Trek is a amazing show for smart and creative people. If you say dumb, your dumb and should probbaly get an imagination. Or a life. Not all people that watch the show are nerds, live with their parents, or are fat. In fact, only beyond cool people watch it. SO THERE!
By the way, The Next Generation is the best. Worf is the best, Picard is the best captain, and Enterprise is a shitty knockoff.
OMG STAR TREK IS ON! YES!
I LOVE DATA, PICARD AND WORF. Jonthan Frakes needs to learn how to act. Marina Cirtis needs to put some clothes on.
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Television series.
Premise; They use fake science words and stuff happens in space. Bonus, each episode features a moral to learn from at the end of the episode.
Drew, did you see how they used the hypersonic-gammaflange on last night's episode of Star Trek?
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