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The three ultimate human beings. Comprised of three humans that, when together, form the supreme group. When together, suspicious activities are usually to follow. This includes: shmoking weed, abusing homeless people, getting obliterated, and forming NASA.
Fuck Man! You heard of Tripod? They be DAMN hot.
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Where three men insert there dicks in a horse n have to keep it in there all the way round the grand national. If it falls out you lose, you can use anything to keep it in except superglue.
" Hey dudes wanna run the grand national ?"
" Sure but it'll be a bit tiring"
" There's a catch"
" What's that ?"
" Get your cock out and ram it into that horse, if it falls out you lose"
" What do you that ?"
" The Tripod dude"
" SOUNDS FUN!!!"
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A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is impossible, nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's impossible because the longest recorded human penis was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.
Vladimir petrosovich had the world's largest hot dog and he wasn't even a tripod. All tripods are midgets.
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The name of a stray 3 legged cat that becomes part of a family. Also form of a 3 legged cat drawn on math boards.
Hey, look at that mangy 3 legged cat over their. Hey that mine his name is Tripod.
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A three way relationship, better than saying throuple. Tri comes from Greek and Latin words tries and tries, it means three.
Ashlyn: I want to date Taron egerton and Richard Maddern, but some cunt made three way marriage illegal.
Gabrielle: Tripod is an option dear.
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When you do vertical splits standing on one leg and your partner stands behind you straddle legged and enters you from behind.
That dancer sure is flexible, I bet he's good at tripoding.
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To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.
Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!
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