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for a woman to rim (lick) your ass, while reaching around and jerking you off
she was on the rag so I asked her to trombone me. Man she can give dizzy Gillespie a run for him money!
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An ignorant name used by some jealous bastard when that someone see's a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.
~walk, walk, walk~
footballer- "hey tromboner!" "hahaha"
trombonist- ~mumble~ "douchefuck"
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oral stimulation by tongue on a willfully-willing male's sphincter while masturbating his donger, by an ..oh, musician?
hit it down a bit hon, C-note is too high!
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the best part of the band that doesn't make mistakes and mostly is the party section and they no who boss
Person:this group is the more party group then playing but they always get the work done
Trombone Player:hm it might be the baritones wait no
Person:its the trombone section
Trombones:PARTY!!!!
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A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't
A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't
"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"
When somebody gets a boner by looking at the hole and shape of a trombone
Guy 1: Damn Man! That trombone looks like it would be dope to fuck!
Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?
A heavy instrument thats kinda hard to learn and hold but it gets better
1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy!
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.