Tug

A word used to describe something cool or a simple acknowledgement; like a greeting. Often times followed up with the phrase piss up a rope.

Norman: "Tug!" Can I use your house to get laid on Friday night?

Jon: Piss up a rope!

Mark: Brian is with the Milker tonight.

Jon: Tug!!!

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tug

Something that is wank i.e. crap, shit, poor.

That new game's tug.

I need to get a new car, mine's tug.

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TUG

Abbreviation of Tall Ugly Guy. Generally a lanky dude, reminiscent of napoleon dynamite that hangs out with hot boys: similar to the token ugly girl in this way. Seems unfortunately to often be the most eager to flirt with any girl available, that or hurl abuse about her being ugly.

"ohh you mean the TUG that hangs out with jack? oh, okay i have never known his real name"

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Tug

Better than a Thug: Gangster like; Totally awesome;King/Queen like; Winning

That girls is a Tug.

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tug boating

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.

Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....

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Thunder tug

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.

Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.

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tug buddy

A thicc strong friend to help you achieve victory

Rubio's tug buddy Rojas was keeping the gap to Nizzolo in check while Healy and Mcnulty winked at each other.