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Doing the reverse mini-van on ya missus. 5 in the front and then 2 the back. That means a whole massive fist up front and then the peace sign up the dot!!
Mate, I went out to the drive-thru flicks with Shaz last night and gave her a hectic Turkish Circus during John Wick 3 last night!!
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when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun
god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!
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The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons
Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
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When a man uses a blue raspberry popsicle to anal a woman then before it melts pulls it out and feeds her the popsicle
That chick last night was crazy, I took her home from the bar and she asked for a Turkish smurfpop
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When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.
This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...
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A way to leave a party - pulling a fire alarm and leaving with a stranger. As popularized by the TV show Letterkenny.
Damn, how are we going to bail on this lame party? French exit? Nah, Turkish Takeoff!
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Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:
"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
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