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Used when describing an intense need to crap.
Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.
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a popping turd out of the anus screaming and punishing you because you didnt take the time to shit this morning
whats his problem today? i dunno. he must have a turtle head
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When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.
Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.
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what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom
I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.
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When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell
Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot
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the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?
Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.
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When you moon someone and do a fart and a piece of shit sticks out then pops back.
Turtle Head
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