Tweeting

Dressing up like a bird and then urinating on someone in an erotic fashion

John: "Hey Rob what are you doing?"

Rob: "I'm tweeting with my girlfriend"

John: "Wow, I didn't know you guys where into hardcore action"

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tweet

slang word for a vagina.

what a whore, her skirt's so short you can almost see her tweet

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tweet

Pronunciation: \'twēt\
Function: verb; noun
Inflected Forms (verb/noun): tweeted; tweeting; tweets/ tweets
Etymology: From English tweet
Date: March of 2006, the foundation date of www.twitter.com

verb
: to post a piece of writing under 140 characters in length on the well known website www.twitter.com; usually in a blog-like format that describes the state of being, situation, feelings, and/or random thoughts of the individual (Akin to a Facebook status)

noun
: a single piece of writing one posts on www.twitter.com

verb
<I really need to tweet about this experience on twitter!>
<God! I haven't been able to tweet all day because my computer is down!>
<“You can lead a celeb to twitter but you can't always make them tweet.” -Jonathan Ross>

noun
<Come check out this tweet man. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life! Why would they post a tweet about this! Jeez...*shakes head*>

Both
<I think I just tweeted the least important tweet ever!>

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Tweeting

Tweeting (Verb) 1) The act of repeating things and being stupid 2) The act of repeating things and being stupid 3) The act of repeating things and being stupid 4) The act of being so stupid you don't realize you're repeating things

LOLfreak: LOL

WTFman: WTF

LOLfreak: LOL

Prandom: Idiotic Tweeting people...

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tweets

Tweet can mean:
A tweeter can be in reference to a street-salesman of small 'tweeting' devices, which produce a high-frequency sound by dint of expulsion of air though the device. These street-hawkers have been known to incite unprecedented levels of rage in the general populace and, for precisely this reason, the job has fallen out of favour amongst the working classes.

UK colloquialism- "You got tweets mate" or, more commonly, "You got f**king tweets mate," vernacular inclusive

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tweet

a pussy wedgie

Did you see that chick pick her tweet?

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tweet

to huff shoe polish

Let's go tweet behind the gym after school.

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