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When one person is not active, they are twiddling their thumbs. When someone doesn't know what they are doing their head is up their ass.
Ass Twiddling is when a team is composed of people who don't take action and seem incapable of doing it, at which point, everyone is shoving their thumbs to twiddle up another's ass.
That division is completely useless. Far too much ass twiddling going on.
A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS
I couldn't have sex with him because he had a twiddle dick!
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The act of rubbing a woman's clitoris. There are numerous Nord Twiddling techniques. Twiddling the Nord (clit) comes from the work Twiddle that means to rub your index finger and thumb together in a circular motion with slight pressure causing heat.
Hey man, Jenny loves to have her Nord Twiddled. Oh really, I did not realize that you were such an expert Nord Twiddler. Yes, she loves for me to Twiddle the Nord.
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When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.
"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"
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A name for someone who does enjoy the odd prod or grab of ones gooch (twern).
Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.
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getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.
"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"
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A weed which grabs a person and sticks its long seductive branches up your ass.
That twiddle weed violated me.
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