twit

A twit is a woman or girl who sits in the bath tub and farts calling it a bubble bath.

The girl is a twit twit, she proudly announced she just took a bubble bath but there is no bubble bath in the house.

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twit

an acronym, standing for Trophy Wives In Training and referring to rich, snobby young girls with absolutely no substance whose only goal in life is to become a celebrated wife to a rich man.

I love going to professional tennis tournaments, but I hate all the young twits running around.

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twit

hoity toity word ; a way of trying to belittle one

"by george , the little twit is at it again ! "

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twit

a pregnant fish.

a bitch is to dog as a twit is to fish.

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twitness

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

twitting

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).

Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!

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Twit

According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person

You twit

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