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When a girl writes her initials on a guys soft weinke. When the girl makes the guy hard her full name appears on his woody.
Jeremy got a spanish typewriter from Kayla. I now know her full name!
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When you line up 4+ people butt up and you preform anal sex, one pump per person and moving left to right and at the final person you slap their butt and yell “Ching” and restart the process.
I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.
After getting your friend lying back first on the ground make sure his or her arms are lying on his or her side and start by placing your knees on both arms and then when in that position start shitting in his or her mouth.
Just brown typewritered my friend after the movie.
Where you take one of the large lizards common to South Florida, especially Miami, roll it in cocaine, hold it by its neck and the base of its tail, and proceed to do lines off of the lizard, rotating the animal as you go. The result produces an effect like the return carriage of a typewriter...but with cocaine, bad choices, and amazing nights.
Holy crap man, did you see the size of the Miami Typewriter Donny did last night? That man's an animal, and so is his coke habit...literally.
The technique of drawing letters with your tongue while giving a girl head. The ABCs are commonly used for this technique, however, one may get creative and use words or song lyrics.
She sounded like she was getting bored, then I started up the Kenosha Typewriter on her. She was cumming before I got to F.
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Sex on a bed but you keep almost falling off the side, so you both have to recenter yourself, but keep somehow ending up back at the edge of the bed.
"Just had typewriter sex with Cal last night, was kind of annoying even though his bed was a king size."
When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.
Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.
"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."