uncanniness

uncanniness represents how disturbed someone is. It can be represented in phases, and the more uncanny someone is, the scarier someone's body looks like. Mr Incredible has the record for being uncanny for the most times. Phase 1 and below are at the "canny" stage, Phase 2 is neutral, Phase 3+ is uncanny.

You encounter: Your best friend
You: *uncanniness Phase -1*
You encounter: Your very kind friend
You: *uncanniness Phase 0*
You encounter: Your friend
You: *uncanniness Phase 1*
You encounter: Your mom
You: *uncanniness Phase 2*
You encounter: A hacker on the internet
You: *uncanniness Phase 3*
You encounter: A robber while you are alone
You: *uncanniness Phase 4*
You encounter: A supernatural
You: *uncanniness Phase 9999*

Uncanny hillock

Opposite of the uncanny valley. When something's so hyperreal it looks like CGI or a video game

Bro I was watching arsenal against Leicester yesterday and it looked exactly like fifa, that's some uncanny hillock shit right there