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A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.
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fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".
Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
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Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)
JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?
BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?
JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.
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an easy or useless college course, whether real or not
He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.
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Underwater Ocean Swim basically means to drown in the ocean because well, you're swimming Underwater for a while and well then you drown.
"I'm gonna go commit Underwater Ocean Swim now"
It is when someone drops the keg in a pool or lake and someone has to go fish it out.
"Dude, that Kelsea is an underwater keg diver!"
"Thats whats up!"
The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.
Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.
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