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the thing that queen elizabeth II ran out of
me: damn elizabeth died because she didnt have any more totem of undying left in her purse
friend: facts
Undergarments that you can eat. The consistancy is similar to fruit roll-ups.
I bought some edible undies, but I got stuck in traffic and ate them in the car.
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Noun, plural. Undergraduate students at a college or university.
The frat-house dirty undies are typically the loudest and stinkiest lot on any college campus.
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A phrase used to signal the release of methane from ones rectum. Can also be used in the situation of a follow through
If a mate says
"OH BRO, I THINK YOU JUST SH!T YOURSELF"
Your reply would be
" Cop that undies "
After a serious beat-off session or after sex the small amount of leftover semen that oozes out, stains and hardens in ones underwear.
After bangin Tina, it seems my penis has gone and made some undie starch. It is almost bullet-proof.
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These are the underwear you wear out, when you think there's a good chance of hooking up with somebody.
You want to put your best foot forward, so you wear your A-Listers.
There is also B-List undies (you wear them out to birthday parties, family get togethers, etc.) when there is a slim chance of any hookups.
Then there is the C-List undies. These are the ragtag bunch of ginch that are hanging on by the thread, and half the waistband is misplaced. These are usually worn around the house, when the chances of a hookup are slim to none.
There's going to be tons of guys at this party..I'm going to wear my A-List undies
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like the person is all worked up and angry and heated and stuff
dont get your undies in a bunch
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