one wheeled little shit of a bike.
man 1: hey man have you seen my unicycle?
mirror: I'm your reflection.
Where the town bicycle has been ridden by everyone in town, the town unicycle serves that same public transportation but yields much less results. In essence they want to be the town bicycle, but cannot interest anyone.
"That weird rat girl from finnish class is so horny, she's such a town unicycle."
A scouse term used to describe stolen bikes. The term comes from bikes being taken without front wheels but also includes bikes that have other parts missing such as forks and handlebars. these are commonly seen around Bootle.
just seen a fella selling a full on Bootle unicycle on shpock for 20 quid