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An Unks is a mysterious entity similar the the elusive UNKALUNG and is almost certainly the victim of the politician wannabe uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner, Bigfoot. It can also be a affectionate way or nickname for an UNKALUNG that is a close friend. He is the most Unkish guy you will ever meet and enjoys Monday mornings at your local pub, literally manifesting there where ever it is. He is a great mate and will passionately kill anyone named after a drinking utensil; ie Straw, Straw, or Cup.
Hey, Unks, could you pass that salt
Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?
Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks
When you decide to crash for the night, after a party of which has made you incredibly intoxicated.
“Yo you good to drive my homie?!”
“Yo brah I’m totally wasted let’s juss unk here tonight I can’t drive.”
“Ja feel”
a form of language used amongst the children of the highest intellectual advancement
ex. Ethan: “unk unk unk unk”
Vory: “he knows the language of unk”
A person who is bad at being good at video games . They also can be referred to as "Bitches". They are usually toxic. Normally a slur referring to people built like a fuh burgur
"Look at those fucking "Unkies", I fuckin hate them"
"Bruh he look like a Unk"\
"Bruno is an Unk"