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Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

by Skandranon July 19, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


All up in my ass

A conjunction of all up in my grill and on my ass.
An uncomfortable situation when multiple people are telling you what to do. (up in my business

This project sucks. I got the entire board of directors all up in my ass.

by Shelley1999 November 22, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


All up in my ass

A conjunction of all up in my grill and on my ass.
An uncomfortable situation when multiple people are telling you what to do. (up in my business

This project sucks. I got the entire board of directors all up in my ass.

by Shelley199 November 22, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute May 3, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 3, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

by shittinginwindsor March 15, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

by Senapi April 21, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž