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When a person takes a face selfie because from the neck down they’re busted.
You see that girls selfie , yeah but she’s only a neck up fuck !
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1. (noun) When someone seems down in the dumps, or simply unhappy, you make them feel better with sex.
2. (verb) The act of fucking a sad or depressed person to make them happy again.
Guy 1: She's pretty hot, but just seems so depressed. Sorta like Kristin Stewart in all of her movies.
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs a pick me up fuck.
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A German phrase for shut the fuck up.
person: You are ugly.
insulted German: Shut up the hell fuck!
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Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
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a way to address a room full of people, in a public and/or private place, perhaps after one of those " i just don't give a shit" days.
scene: walking into the break room after you've realized the last 4 hours you've been working have produced nothing but shit.
enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy
bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:
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shut up
just shut up
get owned
just get owned
"e"
"LIGHT UP FUCKING SKETCHERS CUNT"
*crying*
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An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".
Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.
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