Up your swiss

A term used to indicate discontent or dislike for the person engaging you in conversation.

Nick: Top of the morning to you.

Mr. King: Up your swiss.

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up your arse

To tell another person that you dont agree with their opinion

My housemate gave us back the binbags that he hid for 2-3 days for no fuckin reason.... "you can shove ur fuckin binbags up your arse! cha cha, you can shove ur fuckin binbags up your arse, cha cha....u can shove yer fuckin..."

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Up your Viva

A catch-phrase from a UK television advert which advertises a new channel called 'Viva'.
It is a game: when someone calls you and says 'up your viva' you have to say it back wherever you are or whatever you're doing.

Guy: *calls girl*
Girl: Hello?
Guy: Up your Viva!
Girl: I'm in a meeting.
Guy: You know the rules! No exceptions, now up it!
Girl: Up your Viva.
Guy: Louder!
Girl: Up your Viva!!

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up yours pal

the same as up yours but when you want to sound really ironic.

someone middle fingers you...
so you can say: "up yours pal!"

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Up your Beiber

Anal sex.

A mix between Up your Viva and Justin Beiber.

UP YOUR BEIBER!

gays like it up the beiber.

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up your jaffe

An unpleasant object shoved up places they do not belong.

Up your Jaffe, Jordan.

Jordan, I hope you shove that soccer ball up your Jaffe.

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up your speed

In other words 'up your speed' means hurry up!

Up your speed and stop taking you time!

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