upper perk

A small and cheap district in southeastern Pennsylvania. Many of it's residents do drugs or are lazy, racist, and unsuccessful. It is only really known for crimes that occur, such as a killing spree, drug busts, and pedophiles.

Person 1: Where did you grow up?
Person 2: Upper Perk.
Person 1: Huh? Oh you mean that place with the murder spree last year?

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Upper 90

A term commonly used in american soccer to describe the top left or top right portion of the goal. It is the shape of a corner so it is a 90 degree angle, hence the name upper 90.

Dude he just hit that into the upper 90.

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cheerer-upper

someone or something that cheers one up

Matt is Suzi's cheerer-upper

upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

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upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

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Upper Decker

The act of taking off the back lid of a standard toilet, hovering your anus over the opening and shooting diarrhea into the tank water. You must then wipe with TP and leave the TP in the tank. Adding red food dye to the tank is called BUD, or Bloody Upper Decker. Either with or without the dye, when the next person who uses the toilet flushes, the water that refills the bowl will be the most vile, horrific, stinky fluid known to man. Woman have been known to scream and run out of the toilet as they think their insides are coming out. Key stuff here.

"I was working a night party at that rich cunt's house. As the party was ending, I asked the beeotch if I could make a sandwich. She yelled at me in front of her guests that I will "eat with the rest of the hired staff at the end of the night!" A simple no would have been fine. For a thank you gift, I pumped a gallon of milk into my lactose intolerant ass and dropped and Upper Decker that cunt's main bathroom. Later, I Bloody Upper Decked (BUD) the upstairs daughter's fine china toilet. After that I raw dogged one of the workers and bailed, yo.'

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Upper Decking

giving John Barrowman a blowjob on a transatlantic flight

"In the middle of the night ... on a 747 on the upper deck" (hence the term "upper decking")

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