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Vagina

The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".

Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.

"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me

"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004

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vagina

My god damn favorite part of my body.
Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet.
What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a "petting" motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel to hot.
It also gets cranky once a month, which can be a bitch.

My vagina is pink, it smells nice.

by Miss Jane August 19, 2005

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Vagina

Vagina is the gateway to paradise and heaven or could be the gateway to child support and depression. You never know, so becareful guys and now you may "Enter the Dragon." Wait, fuck the dragon and "Enter the Vagina." Much better.

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by Grand Master Cocky December 8, 2009

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vagina

best fucking thing ever. period.

wow, i like that vagina.

by lord scrotum June 16, 2009

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Vagina

V.A.G.I.N.A. - Very Appealing Gap In Nested Area

Men often initiate verbal communication with a woman (in the NFL off season) because she possesses a VAGINA. ({})

by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008

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vagina

Something I haven't gotten in a while.

Hey, how's the vagina? I wouldn't know you jerk.

by William T Bash August 25, 2005

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vagina

the happiest place on earth

i have a vagina

=)

haha

by ciit... October 10, 2008

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