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When going to the toilet to make no. 2 (taking a dump)
I'll be there i five .. Just have to turn a vase first
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To go to your 'rents alcohol cabinet and get hard liquor.
I'm gonna go get a vase for my flowers.
Watch me, while I go get a vase.
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Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"
A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.
If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.
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Is a face you get when you place your head through circular objects
After he decided to look up my vagina he got a real vase face
when a male shoves a glass vase bigger then his entry of its anus and the vase shatters.
man that dude ricky got that vase anal
Vase is a person.
A:*sees a human being*
A: Yo, is that Vase?
B: No, that's just a person.
A: Damn
an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?
Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!