Verbal Handjob

To give a person so much verbal praise that they feel as though they will orgasm.

Thanks for the verbal handjob boss, but I would rather have a raise.

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verbal cord

Not to be confused with the vocal cord, it is the language processor located between the throat and the tongue, which is used as a skipping rope by its player: some microscopic being.

Each successful jump over the instrument produces an faultlessly pronounced word that is then exteriorized out of the mouth by the tongue. But if the cord is tripped on one or multiple times and tangled up, it results in stutters, thus incomplete words.

Porky Pig clearly has a will to live. Can't say the same for his verbal cord as it tied itself into a noose.

Verbal Abuse

The only language my mom knows.

Examples of Verbal Abuse-

Tommy:"Hey mom, guess what I did today."

Mom:"I don't care and shut the fuck up, my shows are on"

Tommy:"Fuck my life"

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verbal carbs

Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.

Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.

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verbal flashbang

A word, sentence, or phrase that takes the reader off guard. Can be silly, threatening, or confusing.

An example of a verbal flashbang:

"You are uninvited to my birthday party."

verbal abuse

A form of abuse in which the abuser verbally criticizes, degrades, or harasses the victim. This can come in a range of forms, from subtle criticisms to blatant insults, and is most often in a hostile manner.

Jenna is a victim of verbal abuse: her stepmom would criticize her fashion choices frequently, just out of spite.

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verbal abuse

To abuse without physical contact, but simply by using words and insults.

"Your dad's a lesbian named Vicky!" - Verbal Abuse.

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