very well

A phrase frequently said by your 9th grade English teacher. It should come out of the teacher normally, as if nothing's going on.

"Have you all been listening? Very well."
"Alright, very well."
"Did you understand? Okay, very well."

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Very Cherried

Very very high off weed.

After we smoked that quarter of dank, Eric and I became very cherried.

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very small

your dick

Look your dick is very small!

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very attractive

A person who is very nice looking, who you would find sexually attractive.

Or

An Object which is appealing to the eye. Can also be construed to non tangable items such as wage packets, contracts and offers.

"that salary is very attractive"
"John looks like Stevie Wonder cut his hair with a pair of spoons, he's not my idea of very attractive"
"It is suspicious that John would know a very attractive girl like Chloe, he must be paying her to be his friend. I wonder how much?"

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Very Nice

Borat's funniest quote.

This hooker is-a very nice!

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Very Quite

to the greatest extent; completely or absolutely but even more so.

you know what, I quite like Lee Evans. Very Quite. :D xxx

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very carefully

A random punchline that can occur in a conversation showing intense mental prowess and wit... It also makes you douche bag number one. Totally satirical and not pending to the conversation, you're random interjection will at least garner a laugh, or at worst stop the conversation awkwardly.

Usually this can be followed by an OH SNAP to make it seem like it was a score for your team. However, like the song that never ends, anal sex, and zylon b, too much will make you hated by your peers and friends.

To use this (USE VERY CAREFULLY) is a small step process.

STEP 1. The Question: It must be a question asked using the word HOW and have a context: How can we accomplish, how can this happen, etc. Are acceptable. However, How do these two things relate, how are we different, how much is it? cannot be used unless you wanna randomly fuck with people.

STEP 2: Upon the person setting up the context, and you cluing in, quickly blurt out the answer: "VERY CAREFULLY" keep in mind that timing is key, 1-2 seconds max, it has to be clear, and concise right after the "setter-upper" asks the question. Too late and it will not make sense or someone will provide a different solution, such as a real answer in which case, moots your "Very Carefully" and will make every one say WTF MATE?!!

Example:

TEACHER: How did Claudius plan to kill Hamlet?

STUDENT: VERY CAREFULLY

#2

JESSICA: How could she've done this!!!?

FRANK: Very Carefully

Jessica slaps Frank, and then Frank curb stomps the fuck out of Jessica.

#3

CHRIS93: Alright guys how are we gonna kill the elite above the tunnel?

myg0tB3rni3: Very carefully

myg0tB3rni3 then drops a grenade and kills his team.

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