word with the vicar

It means you are having a poo.. taking a dump..

I'll be right back.. I'm just going to have a word with the vicar..

vicars bike

favourite choir boy. a very gay person

to be gayer than the vicars bike

tea with the vicar

When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"

In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.

*not euphemism