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Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

The first of 3 CGI movies sequeling the Playstation game, Final Fantasy VII. Release date is scheduled for September 13, 2005 and will be available for UMD.
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1. Advent Children
2. Before Crisis
3. Dirge of Cerberus

Two years after meteor, Cloud is confronted by two men looking for "Mother." Now Cloud and the gang will have to fight back to save the planet (again) and some children being held captive by a mysterious villain, who resembles Sephiroth.

by Brallit July 4, 2005

44๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Used by the Final Fantasy franchise to corral some customers back. Was originally supposed to be released in the fall 2003, but as of now, downloading it illegally is the only way it can be viewed.

Final Fantasy 7 was the first game in the series to be featured on PlayStation. In a bid to appeal to more gamers, the series deviated from more medieval settings and characters to settings and characters reminiscent of anime, which was gaining popularity around the late 90s. Cloud's spiky hair and superhuman strength reeks of DragonBallZ, Tifa's enormous breasts reek of hentai, and Red XIII's talking animalhood reeks of Pokemon. Consequently, Final Fantasy went from having a fanbase of 1,000 to 1,000,000 overnight.

Compounding the effect was the fact that the internet and online message boards and chats were a new thing, so not only are there new fans, but they can easily converse about Final Fantasy 7, God's gift to gamers and anime aficionados. Eight years pass and the popularity of anime is now at epidemic levels, and Final Fantasy 7 is regarded by many as the best RPG ever. People are crying for a sequel.

Squaresoft is now in a tenuous position. Despite them throwing FF7 references and crossovers in every game, and despite the later titles being more in-synch with earlier titles, people didn't like Final Fantasy 8, 9, X or Tactics for the simple reason that they were not Final Fantasy 7. Everybody wants Final Fantasy 7-2. Square decides to give the fanboys and girls what they want, and Before Crisis, Dirge of Cerberus and Advent Children go into production. Rumors of a FF7 remake for PS3 are all over the internet. Square is officially in business again.

Advent Children, much as the game that inspired it, is an anime movie. Essentially, it is one long fight scene with a bit of plot mixed in. The only characters with a role are Cloud, Tifa and Vincent. Sephiroth, the main villain, makes a 90 second cameo to fight Cloud, and Red XIII, Cait Sith, Cid, Barret and Yuffie make 90 second cameos to fight Bahamut.

How exactly Sephiroth managed to come back is never explained; where Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo came from is never explained; how Kadaj became Sephiroth is never explained; the full story of Geostigma is never explained; the plot holes from the game were never covered up nor explained, and how Aeris and Zack continue to exist is not explained.

In short, it's a lot like the game.

If you like anime, you are a loser.

If you think Final Fantasy VII is the best game in the series, then it was obviously your first Final Fantasy and you have no idea what the series is about. You are a loser.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is nothing more than CG anime.

Hence, if you like Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, then you are a loser.

by One Half October 25, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

A movie that will never come out... no matter how long its gonna take... -_-;

Evan:I wish that FFVII AC would come out...
Jun: It'll never come out...
Evan: damn.

by asdfqweryu July 8, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

A movie from the lamest game ive ever played

I hate Final Fantasy 7 and I hate the movie!

by Kee December 30, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž


I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X

When you are so bored that you had to count to ten in ROMAN NUMERALS....

I'm bored,

*types in I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X
omg they don't have it!
Till now...

by DerpPredDerpPredDerpPredDerp July 30, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Corey VII

A slightly overweight child, who is approximately 4 feet tall. Has the worst hairline in all the seaven seas, and is a virgin.

Corey VII's hairline scares away all the girls.

by YourMasterAndGod October 26, 2016


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A shitty clone of Nintendoโ€™s Wii. Made by an infamous Chinese company called โ€œJungleTacโ€ which was notorious for cranking out shitty shovelware games that are blatant ripoffs of flash games. The Vii is just an outdated 16 bit console with secondrate clones of the Wii Sports games.

Mom: Son, I got you a Wii.
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. Iโ€™ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!

by not a normal man September 20, 2024