Virus

A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.

PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"

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Virus

A virus is the human race. The human race is cutting down forests, melting polar ice caps, and destroying the world.

And that's why the hippies and tree huggers basically died out in the 70's because, once again, the human race is a virus and is destroying everything in it's path.

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Virus

An attached female who always messages/e-mails you via the internet

Girl- Hey hun i missed you. I sent you like 4 messages on myspace, how come you didn't respond???? :'(

Guy- I'm sorry i tend to stay awy from virus. Hard to get rid of na mean? NO? Ok.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

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No Virus

Used to signify that the email, link or attachment is clean and free of virus. Similar to the popular phrase no homo used when two hetero males' actions can be interpreted as homosexual but are not.

Also, a way in which friends can ensure one another the email is not spam.

Check out this website its awesome! No virus.

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Virus

Either
1.A common disease plague that harms human health resulting in multiple symptoms that makes us sick.
Examples are:
-Common cold
-Measles
-Chicken Pox
2.A random code that harms computer system and data by means of copying it self and duplicating it until your computer can no longer run properly.

Examples are:
-Trojan virus
-Worms
-Suicide virus

1.

Person 1:Give me an example of a virus
Person 2:Common cold is one...but there's more

2.
Advertiesment:WARNING.The last website right be infected with a virus.Please install-
Me:F*** YOU AND YOUR ADS!NO MY COMPUTER ID NOT INFECTED!

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Virus

An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.

"A virus is what's destrying the Earth's eco system!"
"Among other things..."

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The virus

A virus that started with a dude weirdly eating a bat and soon you will probably get it

A few days ago I realized I got The virus.

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