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liquid heaven. yum yum yum yum yum yum.
omg that is vodka, lets drink it
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A drink that Russians claim to have invented, but was actually invented by the Polish.
Russians take credit for everything, probably because they have memory loss from drinking way too much vodka.
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Liquid found in rivers, lakes, bars, veins, rain, dew, and ground in and surrounding the quiant country of Poland. Its origins are most likely based off the Polish word for water (woda-->wodka(then through a dumb translation)-->vodka(stupid Anglo-Saxon pronounciation)). It is an odderless alcoholic beverage, and it is very potent. A Polish (and Russian/Ukranians) blood alcohol limit is higher (scientific fact) then other world ethnicitys because of the high consumption of this liquid over these countries history. Its dirt cheap. You can buy it anywhere from bars, liquor stores, gas stations, the guy down the street, to little Piotreks backyard shed. It comes in a wide variety of potencies, anywhere form 40% and up really. Take your pick. Most people who dislike the drink, have: 1.) Drank shitty Smirnoff (which is the WORST excuse for vodka I have ever had the displeasure of drinking a 26er of). 2.) Enjoy female drinks like American/Canadian beer/draft, coolers, or tasty(read=pussy) alcohols like "sambuca" or "flavored rums". 3.) Never tried REAL vodka from: Poland, Russia, Ukraine, or any slavic nation. 4.) Have neve rhad Zubruwka (one of the best vodkas I ahve ever ahd the pleasure of drinking a 40 of).
Examplse of Vodkas, many, many uses.
"I had a rat infestation, so I put puddles of vodka on the ground"
"My boss pissed me off so I injected him with vodka"
"My wife pissed me off so I drank a bottle, and she didn't piss me off anymore"
"uwalilem sie jak zwierze, cyzsta wodka!"Remember, when in a bar in Poland all you need to remember is:
Vodka, czysto, z lodem. A few of those, and your dandy!
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A Drink made for men, but drank by retarded teens to look cool.
Dad: I think I'm going to drink some Vodka right now.
Son: Can I have some dad ?
Dad: Shut the fuck up son *beats son to the ground*.
Son: whyyyyyy!?!?!
Dad: You wouldn't appreciate it.
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The thing that funny people wish the had.
Hey that person whoβs funny says they want Vodka
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Holy substance drunk by the Russian armed forces as well as the civilian population. Very acidic for young children and may possibly kill.
Valoda stop drink the vodka
Just drank 10 bottles of vodka
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