vuvuzela

producer of the most annoying sound in the world.

Also, slang for vagina. Given how annoying the sound of a vuvuzela is, it is usually used for a skanky vagina.

1.
Joe: Hey, bro, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? *plays vuvuzela*
Bob: Dude, stop it! That's so irritating it's actually painful!

2.
Joe: So I was thinking about banging that Ashley chick.
Bob: Oh dude, no, she has a vuvuzela. Like big time.
Joe: Shit, really? Thanks, bro.

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Vuvuzela

This is when you can't stop farting while getting a blow job.

Carrie - "My man was a real vuvuzela last night"

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vuvuzela

The act of blowing into your sexual partner's vagina while watching sports, preferably soccer.

Clint Dempsey scored while I was going down on my girlfriend, so I gave her a vuvuzela.

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Vuvuzela

an instrument from the depths of hell

oh, no. not another vuvuzela. gah, i freaking hate those things!!!

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Vuvuzela

1. The reason slavery began.
2. The reason people don't want to help Africa's poverty.
3. The reason people are still racist.
4. The annoying trumpet thing that makes sounds like bumblebees, used by Africans at the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Vuvuzela:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Man #1: OH SHIT I HEAR BEES MAN! I'M ALLERGIC!
Man #2: Don't worry dude it's just those douchey vuvuzelas.

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vuvuzela

Mono-toned South African plastic trumpet produced in large amounts for wannabe musicians who wish to annoy and/or deafen those around them, usually at soccer matches but recently anywhere it can be carried, thus everywhere...

Pinky: What do you want to do tonight Brain?

Brain: Try to take over the world with vuvuzelas...

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vuvuzela

a wonderful fun hornlike thing that blows noises that foreigners hate!(mostly south Africans love it)

vuvuzela: baaaah pahhh pap! foreigners: stop that horrid noise this instant

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