Waller

a geek. someone who never leaves thier house. all of thier freinds are over the internet.

see that geek?
yeah hes a total waller!

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waller in the holler

Going down on a redneck girl; Similar to Yodel in the Valley, it has been heard from the mouths of Kentucky girls.

My boyfriend was all excited 'bout the Cats win and wanted some action. I told him he better "waller in the holler" first!

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Rik Waller

Fat bastard asshole that first "filled" the screen on the 1st series of Pop Idol. He was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. Soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on Celebrity Fit Club, where he would cry like a little faggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.

Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.

Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.

AHAHAHAHA HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! I R TEH RIK WALLAR!!!!! TODAY IM GOING TO SING MY LATEST COVER SONG!!!!!!! *coughs up lung* OH WTF!!!!! HAXED!!!! MY PERFOMANCE IS HAXED!!!!!!! I WANT COMPENSATION!!!!!!! AND A SOME MARS BARS!!!!!


3 years later....


AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!

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chloe waller

SHES JUST ONE BIG BALL OF FIT.

*SEES CHLOE WALLER*
*boner!*

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cock waller

One who swallows cocks; A ho fo sho

Will you please let me cock waller you

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Slow Waller's

adj: describing a group of 2 or more talkative pedestrians who obliviously create a slow moving, nearly impassable human wall across a sidewalk.

The phenomenon typically occurs at rush hour, near major metropolitan transportation hubs and frequently causes anyone who gets stuck behind one to miss their bus/train.

Jim: "Sorry I am late, I was a block away from the train station when I was trapped behind a 5 slow waller's.

Boss: "No problem, same thing happened to me last week"

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Rik Waller

A porkey person.often used to insult big boned people

'Ye mum'
'shut your assmouth Rik Waller!'
:(

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